ineedthisforreactions: *suggested by 2 anons*
cl41m1ng-rup335: No, I do not know. All I know is that my big sister/little sister figure found it and gave it to me for laughs. Best. Gift. Ever.
nerd-in-the-tardis: brothersintheimpala: Can you imagine if at one con, instead of all the actors behaving like themselves, they dressed and acted like their characters? So instead of having a panel with Jared, Jensen, and Misha, you had one with Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Because I mean, they know their characters best and I think that would be really fun and wOW IT WOULD ALMOST BE LIKE YOU’RE...
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
casdixon: jaredisahappymoose: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: itssamwinchester: but guYS WHAT IF i am laughing so hard omg DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING Sam looks like Lord Farquaad oh mY GOD
sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
otakushadowalchemist: reliving my childhood kinda watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy on youtube only fangirling cause I didnt realize how cute Edd really is and wishing he would just kiss Kevin AND WHY DO THESE SHOWS SEEM MORE FUNNY NOW THAT IM AN ADULT
yesimbeyonce: i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know
Me: Hey guys, do I have something on my butt?
Friend: Oh n- yeah, kind of.
Me: Yeah, I thought it would be there. I'm high and I just got done reading yaoi so I'm kind of wet.
Friend: Dude, its okay. We all discharge a little every now and then
Boy: HOW IN THE FUCK do you girls talk so casually about that stuff?
Me: Because we can.
maliciousmellie4: Basis for a yaoi: I tripped and my dick has fallen into your butthole.
ask-tkmscomix: Why does yaoi get so much recognition and support and then yuri’s just like over there in the corner being a social abomination YURI’S OK TOO FIGHT FOR SEX EQUALITY WITH ME
Rough translation of every yaoi ever:
Seme: I want to do teh sex
Uke: Can u not?
everyonewantsthedthedoubled: ::licks lips seductively:: Oh Keviiiiiin~ Double D wants the Special K. Why don’t you come over and we can have some more fun like we did last night.
SOMEONE NEEEEEDS TO WRITE A KEVEDD NAFW FIC WHERE...
mockingmyself13: Someone….pppleeeassse Good god. Have him just trying to find one of Kev’s old porn mags when he hears the two coming in and he hides under the bed, listening to their studying for a while, getting bored when BAM EDD’S MOANING AND TELLING KEVIN TOSTOP BUT IT ESCALATES AND I THINK YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?!?!?!
So I told my mom I had sex and she bought me ice cream and tucked me into bed with a goodnight kiss
iamcatface: I had a dream that I was doing my first Homestuck cosplay and I was going as Dave. I saw another Dave there and I was gonna be all cool and say “Hey there, Dave Strider” BUT FOR SOME REASON IN MY DREAM I FUCKED UP AND SAID “HEY THERE, DRIVE STRAIGHTER” AND THEN I STARTED FALLING DOWN AN INFINITE NUMBER OF STAIRS
bootyshortscronus: i’m drunk and it’s late if someone sends me nudestuck cosplay pictures i will love you forever